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“He’s adorable, Gabriel”
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everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
^ sounds like a plan
I’m in the line for the Jack Sparrow ride at Disney with my Hufflepuff bag and some other girl came up to me and said, “No one suspects a Hufflepuff,” and fist-bumped me.
Always nice to meet fellow Badgers.
The not-so-complicated relationship between Robert Downey Jr. and caffeine.
“It’s Friday evening, and we’re all in a side room at a restaurant in Santa Monica … And every few minutes the (box-office) estimates go up … And I’m going crazy because I’ve had 25 Cokes and three cappuccinos.” (x)
→ Quest
“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor. ”
↳ For Jacqueline.
Topless Women in Public Not Breaking the Law, Says NYPD →
The NYPD has reminded its officers that women are constitutionally allowed to be bare breasted in public.The comments on this article are appallingly small minded. It was basically all about men not being able to control themselves at the sight of bare breasts. That shouldn’t even be a problem. They should be taught to control themselves better. They shouldn’t be taught that naked women are only for sex. Why does no one have this reaction to men with larger amounts of breast tissue? A guy with “man boobs” wouldn’t be shunned for walking down the street topless. But a woman with the smallest boobs possible is immediately seen as a sexual object by society. Which is weird because women have more breast tissue for the purpose of feeding their young. How is that so sensual to the average person? And the rampant use of the word “exposure” really got to me. It basically implies that our bodies are something that need to be covered at all times or else. That we should be ashamed of what we are born with and grow into. I’ve always hated this idea, even as a child. It didn’t make sense to me that something so natural was seen as inherently naughty or taboo. I mean, we weren’t born with clothes on. It’s not weird to be naked. This culture of shaming people into covering up just breeds bias and sexualizes the natural human form. A naked person is not inherently sexual. It just means that they are sans clothing at the current point in time. It’s a miracle that taking showers isn’t a crime, jeez. In less so-called “advanced” societies, trivial things like nudity are not regarded as taboo. We’ve all seen documentaries featuring tribes of topless women and men with only loincloths. Why don’t we think that’s weird? They’re just fine over there in their tribes. They’re not worried that they’ll be raped simply for having a naked body because they understand that it’s natural. It’s only weird to us because we’ve been taught since birth that the nude human form is taboo. Which makes no fucking sense.
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